- Me: Oh no, my beer tastes like Robinsons. It’s all the water’s fault.
- Matthew: MOST DEPRESSING STATUS UPDATE OF 2012.
- Me: Well, this was only Brew #1. I put 200g of hops into Brew #2 so I hope this time around I’ll have beaten the water into submission. I bottled Brew #2 on Monday so I’ll get a better impression of what I’m dealing with then.
- Matthew: I’m gonna put it out there - it’s your yeast.
- Me: The amount of Columbus I cooked in should make light work of the yeast too.
- Matthew: But but but - What yeast did you use? If you went with a dried or bought in yeast, you’re completely at its mercy. It has no character, or at least it shouldn’t. But if you want it to brew 7%+ American ales, it probably won’t stand up to it. For a proper double IPA style beer, you need a yeast that can handle it and rip all the oils out of the hops. Fresh yeast is the way to go if you wanna go wacky.
- Me: Coopers Ale Yeast should be good for up to 10%. Surely the yeast is taking the fermentable sugar from the malt and converting into CO2 and ethanol. The hops are to bitter the malt and not provide any fermentable sugars. Likewise, the dryhop shouldn’t be affected by the yeast as the primary fermentation has already happened and will add aroma regardless of the the yeast.
- If you want to get technical.
- Matthew: I don’t wanna get technical! I can barely drink beer, let alone brew it. However, if your beer tastes like Robinsons you’ve only got a number of reasons why that might be:
- The water, but this should have already been Burtonised,
- The amount of hops used (you’ve got this covered),
- The yeast character,
- An infection, to give it that special Robinsons quality.
- If I know anything about brewing (and I don’t), it’s that your first brew is always shit. I’m sure there are actual brewers who could give you pointers better than “Go ask Marble for some yeast”, but that’s where I’m at. Hey, I’m living my homebrew dreams through you.
- Me: Ha, if the guys from Marble knew me as anything other than “that guy who comes into 57 Thomas Street and gets trashed and over-familiar with the bar staff” or perhaps “that guy who trashed Ginger 6% on his blog” then I might feel comfortable asking to steal some yeast from them.
- I’m still using Beer Kit cans and you get standard yeast with that so I figure I should just stick with it. I’ve also avoided throwing chemicals at the water - other than the one that gets rid of some of the chlorine. I’m hoping to go with the American model of just chucking in much more of the stuff that I like to try to balance out the stuff that I don’t. I figure that I’ll get to grips with the basics and then start improving elements more.
- The one currently in the fermenter should be 60 IBU, 7% IPA. I’ll let you know if it tastes like it in a month!
- 27th March 2012, Sustainable Alcoholic

